Have you experienced U.S.T.? Utot, Sabay Tae! Oh, such an unpleasant feeling! Take it from someone who have had this experience a number of times. Yuuuuccckkk! Well, that was the same reaction I got from my wife. But truth be known, it is truly a yucky experience!
Majority of my "events" was during my elementary years. I had this habit of not taking a dump before going to school and too damn stubborn to use the school lavatory to do my thing like normal people do. I guess I'm not normal. However, now that I'm a grown man, I realized that it is a fallacy to claim that this "event" cannot happen anymore (especially if you have a bad case of loose bowel movement).
The thing is, you don't realize it until after the fact. Although I must admit that taking a fart is a relieving experience, beware the occasional release of something "extra". Oh, be warry of that "silent release". Aside from the fact that it can be deadly in a confined environment---deadly because you will likely be mugged once others get a whiff of your personal odor---this is the most likely time that a soupy, hot stream of feces will likey hitch a ride on. Too much information, I know; but this needs to be made clear---there ain't nothing more humiliating than getting shit on your pants!
Moral of the story:
- THINK BEFORE YOU FART.
- A pack of baby wipes is always handy to carry all the time.
